When you are that tiny bit far from getting owned or pwnt by someone or something. To be used only in dire situations.
"Dude you know that assignment on the French Revolution? I didn't know that it was due next lesson."
"Dude you are post of fucked."
"No shit."
"I'm post of fucked, since I impregnated her."
"Why? You're married aren't you?"
"Yeah but I'm a lesbian."
"Dude you are post of fucked."
"No shit."
"I'm post of fucked, since I impregnated her."
"Why? You're married aren't you?"
"Yeah but I'm a lesbian."
by Mrs 69 February 15, 2009
Phrase
Noun
A term referring to the awkward, somewhat rigid gait/walk that one often exhibits after having engaged in rampant/marathon sex.
It is generally considered to be painful, yet a symbol of satisfaction and pleasure.
Noun
A term referring to the awkward, somewhat rigid gait/walk that one often exhibits after having engaged in rampant/marathon sex.
It is generally considered to be painful, yet a symbol of satisfaction and pleasure.
Sarah was walking around like she had been riding a horse for 3 days straight, but it was really just a bad case of the post fuck strut.
Tom and I fucked so hard last week that my vagina became terribly chafed and I had the post fuck strut for days!
Note: The post fuck strut is frequently associated with the "post fuck strut and smile" wherein although one is in pain they are smiling because it was all so worth it.
Tom and I fucked so hard last week that my vagina became terribly chafed and I had the post fuck strut for days!
Note: The post fuck strut is frequently associated with the "post fuck strut and smile" wherein although one is in pain they are smiling because it was all so worth it.
by Margeauxx McBeavers November 14, 2010
After having some extreme fuck session you and your partner will experience a deep sensation of romantic love cuz that sex was just so damn good son. It is during this process that both you and your partner will be too physically drained of energy and pussy/sausage juice that neither of you could start up that sexual drive. The end result is the Post Fuck Cuddle where both of you just end up spooning after some hot pussy and dick interaction.
"Hey bro how did that date go?"
"Me and that fuego babe had some hot pussy and dick interaction then ended with a good Post Fuck Cuddle
"Me and that fuego babe had some hot pussy and dick interaction then ended with a good Post Fuck Cuddle
by elgrandegallonegro February 5, 2014
"Man, that was a hardcore fuck sesh, I have a wicked case of the post-fuck munchies. You want pizza?"
by RebelFem March 14, 2014
by nuern December 13, 2009
stop declining my posts you gay fucks
by annoying fucker June 18, 2019
When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.
It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021