post me

Originating from a small town in california known as cupertino... "post me" is a better, faster way to say

'keep in touch'

'keep me posted'

'get in touch with me'

'call me back,' etc.

A: "Alright, i'll see you later"
B: "forsure. post me."

A: "Hey bro, I gotta head out, but post me."
B: "sure thing. you too man"

by latetext August 28, 2009

Post me

The person tour talking to or dating basically wants you to lose all of your hoes

Babe”post me”
Me: stop playing around

by Popeyessandwhich November 6, 2019

Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention

Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”

by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022

That post gave me cancer

A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.

xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R <33

Guy: That post gave me cancer.

by Crave_Yourself August 26, 2012

The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY

Do I need to explain?

Guy 1: how do we describe the post above us
Guy 2: A carpet
Guy 1: MEGA GAY
Guy 2: yes, The Post Above Me Is Mega GAY

by Memes n’ stuff June 1, 2020

bitch-me post

When someone posts something on a social-networking sight such as Twitter or Facebook, saying something mean with out using someone's name, but you know it's about you.

Taylor's Tweet: I cannot stand you. You are so annoying!

Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.

The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.

Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.

by laurene716 June 15, 2011

please let me post this

if you allow the posting of this you will have the best of luck forever

hey bro, if I post this I'll have good luck forever - please let me post this

by FOX DUDE March 18, 2020