Posiedon

1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase

2. the greek god of the ocean

3. the god t-pain wants to look at him

4. michael phelps

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Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

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The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation

Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...

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When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

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When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

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The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.

I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

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When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

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