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“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
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Referred to a person who looks posh acts posh and all around is posh but hates to admit it, but everyone knows the truth usually with a big forehead
by 123melody April 24, 2019
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Usually 2 stuck up brothers who edge eachother every night and brag about daddy’s money. As well as potentially living in the countryside think they’re superior to everybody. Secretly have romantic feelings for eachother and are closeted.
Posh brother 1: ohh posh brothers my taint is feeling rather uncomfortable

Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?
by Poshpeopleneedtogo February 15, 2023
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‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’
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A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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