You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
by smilygrl December 7, 2009
One who pretends to have a reef to gain friends and community. Generally a reef fag. See also Reef Fairy
by xl0 June 21, 2005
T-Mobile's offical series of "DISS" commercials to come at Boost Mobile and their Hip Hop launch campaign. (which managed to score non-rapper and complete busta(buster) Kanye West.)
T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.
Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!
T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.
Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!
If you try to make a phone call using Poser (Boost) Mobile and you go over your fees, the Poser Posse will come out and Tackle you to death. In the background will be their interns and girlfriend. (Also in the P M Posse.)
by M. Mathers June 2, 2005
Somone who tries to wear Abercrombie and Hollister to "be cool", or overuses 'like' to sound cool. They also tend to act all popular when they have two or three friends.
Taylor is the definiton of a poser prep. She tried to talk like a valley girl, and strutted down the hall way like she was really popular. She follows the popular girls around, and no matter what they say to her she won't leave them alone.
by megan a. August 26, 2007
A generally derranged indvidual who enjoys listening to, for lack of better words, crap. Boy bands with instruments, if you will. They generally migrate around Hot Topic during the summer and other such days off from school.
by Rue March 30, 2003
A person of any race who is under the influence of modern rappers who rap about the streets. As a result the person thinks they are from the ghetto cause they find out that there is crime where they live.
ghetto poser: I'm from the ghetto! My neighbor got hit in the eye with a baseball!
normal person: No no no, you're thinking a facility for dillusional people.
normal person: No no no, you're thinking a facility for dillusional people.
by Joe725 March 11, 2007
they copy scene kids, and try to act like them, and dress like them all of a sudden.
they go on google, urban dictionary, or wherever to find out on how to be scene and end up failing miserably. they do it because they think its "cool." because they want to be "in" the group. you can't expect someone not to call you a poser when you come up to school the next day changed completely. true scene kids do not admit they are scene and they usually keep to themselves about it. posers tell everyone they're scene because they want people to see them as scene. for example, you go to the mall and look at a hello kitty shirt. if you say, " oh i like that shirt because it looks scene." your a poser. your trying so hard to be a scene. scene posers get fake lip piercings, they pretend to obssess over metal/death/screamo bands. they are ones who decide suddenly that they are truely scene when they were a preppy girly girl the day before. they are people who act like a scene, when they are truely really far from it.
they go on google, urban dictionary, or wherever to find out on how to be scene and end up failing miserably. they do it because they think its "cool." because they want to be "in" the group. you can't expect someone not to call you a poser when you come up to school the next day changed completely. true scene kids do not admit they are scene and they usually keep to themselves about it. posers tell everyone they're scene because they want people to see them as scene. for example, you go to the mall and look at a hello kitty shirt. if you say, " oh i like that shirt because it looks scene." your a poser. your trying so hard to be a scene. scene posers get fake lip piercings, they pretend to obssess over metal/death/screamo bands. they are ones who decide suddenly that they are truely scene when they were a preppy girly girl the day before. they are people who act like a scene, when they are truely really far from it.
scene poser: heyy baby. your so fucken rad(:
and i swear i saw this guy. he was the sex. hella ubber cute too.
rawrr, hellokitty.
normal girl: where the fuck are you getting all this wierd slang language from all of a sudden?
scene poser: oh, i went to youtube, google, urbandictionary and all these other places and im totally scene now. its so me. now im so much better then you.
normal girl: wtf, go get a life. learn to be original, and stop being a poser. your so damn dumb.
-blocks-
and i swear i saw this guy. he was the sex. hella ubber cute too.
rawrr, hellokitty.
normal girl: where the fuck are you getting all this wierd slang language from all of a sudden?
scene poser: oh, i went to youtube, google, urbandictionary and all these other places and im totally scene now. its so me. now im so much better then you.
normal girl: wtf, go get a life. learn to be original, and stop being a poser. your so damn dumb.
-blocks-
by janiceeee September 22, 2009