The people aka preppy white girls who only know time to pretend,kids,and electric feel
they heard these song on gossip girl know nothing what kind of music it is and think the are indie but dont know about climbing to new lows
they heard these song on gossip girl know nothing what kind of music it is and think the are indie but dont know about climbing to new lows
girl hey i love mgmt
real taste in music : Oh i love we care
girl: what are you talking about
real taste in music : fuck you mgmt posers
real taste in music : Oh i love we care
girl: what are you talking about
real taste in music : fuck you mgmt posers
by speloops May 14, 2009
Often a college student or young adult, marked by an excessive attitude and attire of the rugged outdoors. The said poser is usually accompanied by generic granolaeske traits, always flaunted in public areas. Although the granola poser does usually enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, camping, canoeing, etc., the granola's desire for others to see his outdoorsyness far outweighs his actual interest.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
Jim: "Hannah, why are you wearing an all natural fleece Columbia jacket? It's 80 degrees outside. A why is your Nalgene bottle and Chaco's attached to your backpack with a carabiner?
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
by frisbeelover October 21, 2010
1People who claim they are emo, but really have no problems.
2 Horny bastards that think they can get a chick by acting emo
3 the idiots you see at an emo show jumping up and down ( we dont jump retard)
4 A person who looks up emo on the internet and studies there culture and says that they know emo band members.
5 last and least people who want to be emo so bad that you can tell thats not the (Natasha!)
2 Horny bastards that think they can get a chick by acting emo
3 the idiots you see at an emo show jumping up and down ( we dont jump retard)
4 A person who looks up emo on the internet and studies there culture and says that they know emo band members.
5 last and least people who want to be emo so bad that you can tell thats not the (Natasha!)
this is what and emo poser sounds like...
<emoposer> I hate my life im soo emo i might cut
<real emo> uh ok r u going to the concert tonight?
<emo poser> idk i might be to busy cuttng. I might go though, beacause i LOVE to have fun!
<real emo> fun.....
<emo Poser> ya my football jock boyfriend might come with me!
<real emo> get fucked you stupid bitch.
<emoposer> I hate my life im soo emo i might cut
<real emo> uh ok r u going to the concert tonight?
<emo poser> idk i might be to busy cuttng. I might go though, beacause i LOVE to have fun!
<real emo> fun.....
<emo Poser> ya my football jock boyfriend might come with me!
<real emo> get fucked you stupid bitch.
by adri_</3 May 28, 2007
one (with a non african background) who acts like S/he is from such a background and is from a neighborhood where there is gang activity, only to fit into a group.
usually this person will listen to ONLY rap and R&B music, dressing in ghetto colors like white, sky blue and jet black.
this person may attempt to intimidate others by denting lockers bu punching them (in the case of in school) or belong to a gang made up of others like them.
usually this person will listen to ONLY rap and R&B music, dressing in ghetto colors like white, sky blue and jet black.
this person may attempt to intimidate others by denting lockers bu punching them (in the case of in school) or belong to a gang made up of others like them.
by conrad Theownage April 28, 2006
a poser skater is someone who has a skateboard, but never rides it. they make fun of beginners, when in reality, the beginners are better than them. poser skaters are usually rich preps just skateboarding bacause the devil (avril lavigne) says its cool. they think their better than real skateboarders just cause they have a board
by rachel mcmahon July 20, 2006
–noun
1. a person who deceives, Lies or cheats', as by his or her own ignorance, And then Try's to Play it off as he or She is the true Victim.
2. a Person who tricks or deceive one into believing he is the victim by Drawing attention to his Personal problems to make others feel sorry for himself.
1. a person who deceives, Lies or cheats', as by his or her own ignorance, And then Try's to Play it off as he or She is the true Victim.
2. a Person who tricks or deceive one into believing he is the victim by Drawing attention to his Personal problems to make others feel sorry for himself.
1. Wow That guy is such a "Victim-Poser" He Lied to his Girlfriend about cheating and now that he got caught in his lies he wants us to feel bad for him because he's the one talking about how he goes and sees a guidance counselor because he in so much pain for lying and being unfaithful what a "Victim-Poser"
by Just there to fill the void ! March 8, 2010
(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.
see also, "One Upper"
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see also, "One Upper"
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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."
PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."
Three days later...
Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"
Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"
PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."
Three days later...
Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"
Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"
by razed October 17, 2007