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Cross-pollinated 

The act of being stoned.. and drunk.. at the same time “cross-polled” for short
Klim: Hey! How was last night?
Kathleen: Oh man! We were suckin down beers and smoking so much kush! We were so cross-pollinated! I was so cross-polled I agreed to peg my husband.

Poominate 

To sit and think deeply about something whilst in the act of pooing or to ruminate while you poo.
I had to come up with a solution, but I was having a mental block. I needed to poominate on this for a while.
Poominate by Fox Hunt February 25, 2013

Cross-pollinated 

The act of having unprotected sex with one partner and then, without showering, having unprotected sex with a different partner, thus transferring the residue, juices, and secretions between the two parties either with or without their knowledge.
Gentleman 1: "Last night I had sex with Amber and this morning I had sex with Brittany. I didn't take a shower in between."

Gentleman 2: "It seems as though you've cross-pollinated...well done!"
Cross-pollinated by XxdynoxX July 21, 2015

Parinated 

"I am parinated at the moment ."
Parinated by C731 August 10, 2017

Protinated 

To have just consumed a protein drink; To feel revitalized by protein. "This stuffs makes me feel protinated"
"This stuffs makes me feel protinated"
"I feel completley protinated"
"My muscles feel protinated"
Protinated by Tanku May 28, 2007

Poodinate 

Hey Buddy I am gonna go poodinate in the crapper.

WOAAHH... Dude I just poodinated, and it was massive and stunk really bad.