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poop it out 

A phrase implying you've been on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex and should expel the ejaculate from your anus (you might get infected).

Also used figuratively to inform someone that they've been dominated somehow and should get over it before it gets worse.
You got pwned. Poop it out, poop it all out.

Stop being so butthurt. Poop it out and move on.

That anal sex was super. Hold on, I need to go poop it out.
poop it out by gealby December 15, 2010

poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.
"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

Let's poop on it 

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".
Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.

I'd poop on it 

When you see a girl who you are attracted to, and you say "I'd poop on it", you are saying "it" referring to her as a sexual item, rather than person, and that if you were to be given the opportunity to have sex with her, and she was into strange things like being pooped on, that she is so hot you would do it.
*Me and a friend see a super hot chick*

Me: Dannng! I'd poop on it
I'd poop on it by 253206425 October 9, 2012

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.
A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.