poonjab

A sexual act that takes place when a male dresses up in a suit of armor of some sort (preferably chainmail), and while the female is wearing a dragon suit (which has a special sex hole cut in it), the male puts his gigantic jousting lance in the female's fun hole in a sort of slaying motion.

I had such a crazy night after that 6 hour Dungeons & Dragons match, I totally gave Sally the most forceful poonjab this side of the 4th realm.

by Cam-Shaft September 19, 2006

poonjab

Poon Refers to a Womans Vagina ....i.e. (poontang)...Jab is just the same ol Jab you've always known, it basically speaks for itself...Put 'em together You have a brutal word for a vaginal punch...A versatile word that takes on any part of speech.

i.e. (Noun): Denny is a damn Poonjab.

(Verb): I totally got poonjabed.

(Adjective): Denny is very poonjabbish.

I hate Rachelle she's a poonjab!

by Chad Winans July 8, 2006

poonjab

adj. Used for people that are annoying. pl. poonjabs

1. That guy is a poonjab.
2. Shut up you poonjab.

by f33bl3 June 5, 2003

poonjab

The act of leading a chic on, to make her think she's getting the D.

Poonjab Billy talks and sexts hoes making them get wet, and sets up meeting times only to back out because he is a poonjab.

by Drew Pearson January 9, 2011

poonjab

the opposite of a poonstab

I poonstabed her in the poonjab

by Jacqui Sonnamaker from SNU January 21, 2003

poonjab

-one who is being a pussy
-can be used to call someone you don't like

-someone just being a fagot

Those guys are just a bunch of poonjabs, they arn't even tough.

what a poonjab.

by clinton james Burgoyne August 24, 2009

poonjab

What Ghol calls us, when he's feeling left out.

Ghol says "I know you'll take him anyways, since you're all a bunch of poonjabs."

by Hahn Highnote July 22, 2003