Poodancing 

When you really need to poo but someone is in the bathroom so you try to hold it so hard that you start dancing

Bro just get out of the bathroom I'm literally poodancing

Poodancing by Rainbowsparklewee January 6, 2017

Poodanking 

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

Poodanking by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Pootanging 

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!

"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"

Pootanging by Toe massive September 22, 2009

Phoidancing 

The act of looking at one's phone to avoid looking at someone.

"I saw the same girl look down at her phone when I was on the other side of the quad, then looked up just as she walked by me. Why is she phoidancing so much?"

Phoidancing by Great-will January 12, 2018