Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
by pooter diddler October 9, 2013
Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)
Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.
Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.
by Chip and Rip January 1, 2021
The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.
Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.
by Shah of the Bayou September 30, 2022