The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.
by Invitation December 12, 2008
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Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.
Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!
by Rob S January 13, 2005
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A body of water similar in size to a pool. Larger than a puddle but smaller than a lake, ponds usually have some time of small lifeforms living within.
I found 25 dollars tied to a body in the pond down the street. Woohoo! 25 dollars!
by babaloulou November 12, 2003
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The prefix for a special type of person who not only uses hacks, but decides to be the biggest dick possible while doing it, via teabagging, being toxic, and aimbotting from across the map. Despite their very obvious aimbot that anybody who has been in a match has seen, they never seem to get banned. You can find them commonly in the game Heroes and Generals, where they are online almost daily, and ruin any match they are in due to their combination of some of the best guns in the game, with their aimbot making them almost undefeatable.
Oh, the Pond people are in this match, get ready to lose, you know they're going to be using their cheats again.
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What the boyfriend of a duck lover calls his girlfriend's vagina.
When Jennifer got home from feeding the ducks, Austin fucked her in her pond with his cock (i.e. duck).
by K-Squid April 26, 2007
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To Brutally own someone. In the use of ownage.
Formed from the words Pwned, Pwnt, Owned, and Ownt.
You just got pond the fuck up.
by Stoob3rt January 20, 2008
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