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poker habit 

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2013
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poker habit 

an affectionate term for a gambling addiction.
son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?

Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2012

poker habit 

an affectionate term for a gambling addiction.
son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?

Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma July 28, 2012

poker habit 

an affectionate term for a gambling addiction.
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma December 13, 2012

poker habit 

an affectionate term for a gambling addiction.
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026