pocket passer 

Historically a white quaterback without skills to runaway from big fast black defensive players. A pocket passer relies heavily on inherit whiteness to lock himself in a room and dissect NFL reruns all week. A pocket passer is the jock equivalent of a star wars fan with athletic ability and social skills.

Tavaris Jackson lacks the skills to be a good pocket passer.
chad pennington, dan marino, peyton manning, the white guy in necessary roughness

pocket passer by sparta733 January 2, 2012

pocket passer 

Someone who sends their friends over to talk to members of the opposite sex on their behalf while they hang at the bar because they are afraid of getting rejected, much like a quarterback who stays in the pocket is afraid of getting hit if he moves.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna meet my friend Donovan?
Girl: Sure, where is he?
Guy: Over there, by the bar.
Girl: He's cute but why didn't he just come over here himself?
Guy: He's a pocket passer.

pocket passer by SJN September 27, 2005

pocket pisser 

someone who won’t mind their own business. they are pissing on other people’s pockets when they should be pissing in their own.
verb. to piss in one’s pocket

Bruh, David is such a pocket pisser he won’t leave me alone
Stop pissing in my pocket, I can piss in my own

pocket pisser by emusmoos November 16, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008