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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisophobia 

One hell of a word.
A fear of...
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which is, according to Oxford Dictionary..:
"a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust."
Doc: I have bad news.
Patient: What? Do I have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Doc: No, you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisophobia.
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosophobia

The Phobia of being close to a volcano, silica dust(which you can't see), and getting pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Im going to a volcano.. Someone: NOT THIS CLOSE THOUGH! Me: uhhh... I think you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosophobia?

pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisphobia 

fear of catching pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
I have pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisphobia!