When you are too bored to do left to right, up to down, or backwards, so you skipped a letter each time, only to realize that you had to stop at W since there were no more spaces, and instead made a line for all the letters you skipped.

John: have you tried qwerty?
Joe: yeah.
John: how about the other types?
Joe: yeah.
John: why not pmonibuvyctxrzeawqsdfghjkl?
Joe: yeah sounds good.

pmonibuvyctxrzeawqsdfghjkl by Bigdingalingsmagee May 25, 2018

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pmonibuvyctxrzewqasdfghjkl

Such a state of boredom where the fingers move on their own flowing across the keys.

I'm pmonibuvyctxrzewqasdfghjkl bored

pmonibuvyctxrzewqasdfghjkl by InkPanther March 14, 2024

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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