ploats

testicles

His ploats were wrinkly and saggy.

by Jrli January 13, 2015

Vander Plaats

The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.

In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.

by Freeiowan June 18, 2012

Plotshot

A better noun to describe a plot bunny.

Chick 1: So is Harry Potter still dying later on in your fanfic?

Chick 2: Nah, I ditched that plotshot ages ago. He's having a threesome with Ron and Hermione now.

by _allismine_ May 12, 2007

Plotsexual

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.

Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.

by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020

what’s plots

your boy asking you what you are tying to do later on

yo bro what’s plots this weekend?

by DNabuser September 30, 2023

plots

when a group of friends want to hang out or make plans together.

yo dog what are the plots tonight?

meaning what are we doing tonight..

by thotianaarias January 7, 2019

Ploat

to pluck the feathers from a bird, but also used in slang to describe a similar action unconnected to birds or feathers
English, esp. Geordie slang

He ploated the hen before searing her.
She plaoted his bank account before leaving him.

by streonwold April 6, 2005