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Please Die 

A response for when your friends decide to make a sad, tasteless joke, bring up a touchy memory, or just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.
Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't peeling well!
Person two: Please die...
Please Die by FuckAllOfYou... April 22, 2017

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PLEASE DIE by iM tHe BaKa February 22, 2022

die please

please die.
"die please"
"Please die"
die please by strummedonny June 8, 2018

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking 

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

Please don't die 

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.
I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.
Please don't die by Totes Wild July 14, 2014

pleasedness 

Word used by annoyed short people
*attempts to stifle pleasedness*
pleasedness by Borgs February 1, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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