1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.
1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.
by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005
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Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything
Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please
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a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.
person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!
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The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.
"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
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