Pleading the Fifth 

Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.

friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.

Pleading the Fifth by Gabri31 May 4, 2018

Pleading Rizz 

One with the utmost desire (pleading/begging) to include ones self amongst the “bitches”

“Ayo you hear about Jamal and his new asian girl?"

"bro PLEASEEE MY TURN" *in pleading Rizz

Pleading Rizz by RizzleyBear February 7, 2023

pleading the 5th 

To call in sick when actually hungover. Stems from the many people who call off on the 5th of July.

Michelle just called in sick, but I saw her at the bar at 1:30 last night... she's pleading the 5th.

pleading the 5th by Leeny May 9, 2008

pleading insanity 

the greatest band that ever live the best metal ever heard

they rule they are the best

pleading insanity by lead singer January 20, 2004

pleading insanity 

I'd have to say the best music I have ever heard. It's the only thing I listen to.

That band, Pleading Insanity, is fucking SICK stuff.

pleading insanity by Corey D. January 30, 2004

Special Pleading 

Name of the mental mechanism that allows people to make exceptions to an otherwise self-accepted statement without being hounded by guilt.

Special Pleading in action:
Jack and Kyle are in line at a pizzeria. Jack notices that Kyle ordered 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Coke. Jack thinks that Kyle is a fatass for doing so.

The next day, Jack orders 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Sprite and downs it all for lunch. But, as he's putting the pizza to bed, all he thinks about is how especially hungry he is after skipping breakfast that morning.

Special Pleading by all the good ones were taken. July 14, 2009

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