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playing the banjo

The act of a woman pleasuring herself, usually associated with the quick diddling of the clitoris, close to climax. Also can be done by a man (or another woman, if that is your thing), but it would be done during a reach around.
"Before I fucked the shit out of your mother's gapping ass, I really enjoyed watching her playing the banjo, so much so, I decided to play a tune on it myself, Hee Haw!!!"
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playing the banjo

When you are fondling your woman's clit, vagina.
Why didn't you answer my call's yesterday man?

Sorry man, I was busy playing the banjo.
playing the banjo by Robbie Rob J February 17, 2017

playing the banjo

Baily- Jp played my banjo

JP- I was playing the banjo at bailys last night
playing the banjo by Sami J April 18, 2008

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.
Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

Playing the Invisible banjo 

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo
Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

playing the skin banjo 

A term for female masturbation
Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026