play yourself
"Don't play yourself!" yelled Jamal as DeShawn went up for a slam dunk even though DeShawn is only 5'-4" and only has a 12" vertical.
play yourself by ElMariachi1 January 30, 2017
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play yourself
play yourself by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
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play yourself • Don't ever play yourself • Don't play yourself • play multiplayer by yourself • go out side & play "hide & go fuck yourself" • why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself • why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? • play • play house • play it off
Don't ever play yourself
A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.
-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."
Don't ever play yourself by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016
Don't play yourself
Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"
Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol
Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol
Don't play yourself by Old Mom January 7, 2017
play multiplayer by yourself
to masturbate or jack off
play multiplayer by yourself by m2150 December 5, 2007
why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself by 12ed-13lue January 28, 2007
why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself?
A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.
Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.
why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007
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