Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

Platypussy

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina

"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"

by Bre and someone November 8, 2009

Platypussy

A platypus sized vag
See epilatypussy

Wow man her's is so big!

Big enough to be a platypussy?

HELL YEAH!

by Nasugi November 23, 2011

Platypussy

A woman whoms snatch reminds you on a platypuss

holy shit dude, did you see that platypussy?! that thing definetly belongs on national geagraphic

by wikitwikit April 18, 2010

Platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

by ALEX CHARNEY March 27, 2008

platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018