Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009
by dan bradders June 11, 2019
When your brave enough to drink goon your classified as a souljah, and your mates also join, making a platoon, in this platoon u guys battle the taste of cheap goon WEEKLY, only the true souljahz will survive, goon on
by Leony symo August 14, 2008
the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.
Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.
by captain fucko January 24, 2010
A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale
'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'
'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'
'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'
by Grizzly Q O'Fool May 2, 2009
by tagchaserbby05 June 21, 2010
An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.
by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020