Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
A stupid ass website where you doing shitty exams there for Chouifat sabis and shitty revision sheets for sabis. It's the worst platform that exists and needs to be removed.
by AngelGurl June 14, 2021
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.
son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon
son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon
by Sexydimma January 12, 2015
When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.
Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"
by monkyphart July 30, 2020
Similar to wordGunrack/word, but much much worse. Likley to partake in stalking people on a regular basis.
by Coolmac October 14, 2003
The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.
by The Army Brat January 30, 2011
Platform 13 in the Manchester Piccadilly (in Manchester, UK) which is an absolute hellhole full of bare crowds
by northerner195 November 28, 2021