An over the top pizza where the topping threatens to fall off in an avalanche, usually created at (drunken) make-your-own pizza parties where the goal is to produce the gnarliest, most spectacular-looking pizza.

Dude, check out this pizza I made: it has cheese, ham, mushrooms, chourico, tomato, garlic, pepperoni, salami, habanero peppers, artichoke, chicken (whole), eisbein, peppadews, pineapple, more habanero peppers, and avocado. Oh yeah, and a duck.
Now that's what I call a pizzalanche.

pizzalanche by Johnny Skidmarks June 18, 2011

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Pizzalanche

A really top-heavy pizza, with mega amounts of toppings (usually home-made at make-your-own-pizza parties where everyone tries to outdo each other in size and scale). Hence the risk of an avalanche of pizza topping.

Dude, check out the pizza I made. It has ham, mushrooms, salami, pepperoni, artichokes, onion, chicken (whole), chourico, pork knuckle, garlic, and three lobsters. Get ready for a pizzalanche!

Pizzalanche by Johnny Skidmarks December 10, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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