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Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.
1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!

Hawaiian Pizza 

Hawaiian Pizza is a term applied when two things, that are normally fantastic by themselves, simply clash together and make the most amazing burst of flavor in your mouth. Pizza is great on it's own, but it is even better, with pineapple thrown on it! Most people that say they hate pineapple on pizza, are too much of pussies to even try it out.
"I use to say I liked pizza, but once I tried a Hawaiian pizza, my liking for pizza, turned into me loving it. Pizza honestly isn't the same without pineapple on it"
Hawaiian Pizza by xBungleBee June 29, 2018

Hawaiian Pizza 

Hawaiian pizza is a term applied when two things, that are normally great by themselves, simply don't work together. Pizza is good. Pineapple is good. Together they are not.
Person 1: I love Metallica. I love Lou Reed. Why is Lulu the worst thing ever?
Person 2: I know. Lulu was total Hawaiian Pizza.
Hawaiian Pizza by TransomeTrav August 28, 2013

Hawaiian Pizza 

The best kind of pizza.

Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.
As a Canadian who grew up with Hawaiian pizza, I have to say it's the best thing ever. The way the pineapple mingles with the bacon is just *chef's kiss*

Hawaiian pizza 

It's like pizza, but more pizza. If you don't like Hawaiian pizza, there is something seriously wrong with you.
"Hey man, let's go out to get some Hawaiian pizza."

"Isn't that just normal pizza?"

"Double check your closet tonight."