a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.
That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.