Pit bulls 

The best breed of dog in the world. Usually described as aggresive and mean but those people are ignorant and have no idea what the hell they're talking about.

Person 1: "aww look at all those Pit Bulls in that animal shelter!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know! you should adopt one! There a great pet!"
Person 1: "Ok, I will!"

Pit bulls by Pitbull lover July 22, 2011

Pitbulls 

Pitbulls are very cute dogs. Most people mistake them for being mean dogs but there actully not. If they are it’s the owners fault becuase there not trained right. Chihuahuas are number one for aggressive but Sence there tiny “they can’t hurt you” Pitbulls are So sweet and love to cuddle. Adopt one

Little girl: AHHHHH a pitbull it’s gonna attack meeeeee mommy help

Mom: no sweets Pitbulls are nice doggy’s

Pitbulls by Pitbull person October 27, 2019

pitbullspregnancytest

Literally my icon, I breathe for this person, I simply am inspired by this person. Istg best person and best tiktok account ever. They also own the hashtag #uodaiuzpisa

Person a: omg I hate @pitbullspregnancytest so much! They’re so annoying and boring.
Person b: tu kurva Banda nachui apsisik vietoj blet asile.

pitbullspregnancytest by kakasysia July 10, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008