piss fart

To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.

Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"

by SgtKestrel September 17, 2006

piss fart

The act of letting out some urine when letting a huge fart

"YO MAN i THiNK i JUSS PiSS FARTED!"

"ewww i dont needa kno that!"

by VillaPris February 03, 2007

piss fart

when one farts while pissing and the fart gets trapped in the piss creating a bubble. said bubble can grow into a being if not popped.

“you’re such a piss fart.”
“aww i made a piss fart :(“

by jaxthepissfart January 24, 2021

piss fart

Metonymy for toilet humor, based on the punchlines of scatalogical jokes.

"South Park is like the Howard Stern Show in that it's the same thing. Here it is: Piss fart. Great."

by johnjohnjohnjohn April 02, 2008

Dog piss fart

The act of lifting your leg to fart, usually in the general direction of a friend or coworker

Yo, did you just see Artie lay that dog piss fart at James?

by Tyrellas December 09, 2010

Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man November 25, 2007

anal blood jizz piss fart

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.

"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

by N473B34N December 09, 2008