piss on a dick

I've done it before

Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt

Bystander: I've piss on a dick

by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017

Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

Piss Dick

When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.

I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.

by angrymidget January 28, 2011

piss dick

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.

Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!

by ronnie_e April 18, 2010

Piss dick

When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.

Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”

by Hehehahahahahahahah January 5, 2022

Piss my dick

To urinate.

Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing.

by Kovtheinvincible March 4, 2009

Piss Dick

A dick that tends to spend most of it's time pissing!

William, how long have you been in the toilet, do you have a piss dick you fucking cunt?

by Nathan Schnitzel Conglomorate October 31, 2008