1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.
2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.
2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.
That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.
by Anonymous in EC April 15, 2006
Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends
by crawl the warrior king April 25, 2007
by julestine August 17, 2006
Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers
"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."
"arrrr."
"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."
"arrrr."
by b to tha ruce December 3, 2006
A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).
R: Whatch out for that one track girl, she's a pirate hooker.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
by rusty9 June 22, 2010
by JMAN36969 October 4, 2009
A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.
by Tuppy ole July 23, 2009