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Popehog Day 

Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.

This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.

Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...

"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.
Popehog Day by Johnathan Ball February 20, 2008

pepperoni pipedown 

When you have a hard pepperoni and you give it to a girl she smack your dick til it gets red then she ducks it off until she says "Hey! Give me the fucking sauce"
Go buy a hard pepperoni and let's do a pepperoni pipedown

toledo pipebomb 

Fletcher had a Toledo Pipebomb to celebrate his birthday
toledo pipebomb by Steven Wheeler January 27, 2008

Shut your piehole 

Another phrase for telling someone to shut up.
Shut your piehole , you are talking to much.

Scandinavian Pipebomb 

A bag of 'shrooms, slap of heroine, star-shaped snort of cocaine all done in under fifteen minutes.
Shit dogg, last night Charles did a Scandinavian Pipebomb in McCarthy Quad and shat his pants and subsequently convulsed.
Scandinavian Pipebomb by Risky Rick December 17, 2008
someone who smokes crack in a pipe, as opposed to lacing a cigarette with it.
people who smoke primos think they are better than pipeheads, but they are still smoking crack.
pipehead by fatfreddy January 23, 2008