Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".
"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"
"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
by cmikes March 21, 2007
by schottegon January 20, 2009
by Light Joker July 5, 2005
Someone who is really tall, refering to the fact that they can reach a tree branch and pinch a pinecone. Someone who likes boys or other young male organisms. Someone who eats pinecones or burns them in a fire. A person who pierces their lip.
by Guyguygirlgamerz July 26, 2009
This is a daring maneuver that consists of you taking an industrial strength paperclip and clamping it down onto your penis. This is used to make sure you don't cum prematurely. Next pour gasoline on your penis and instert it into your girlfriends ass or pussy. When you feel like you are about to cum light your cock on fire and take off the paperclip. When you cum, fireballs will shoot out onto your girls nipples, thus making blisters. Pop the blisters with your paperclip and make her drink the juice. After you are done, shit on her eyes and say KFC MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! Before you are both done with your sick sense of pleasure remember to take the nearest blender or chainsaw and grind up both of your genitals. If you don't have either just take a hammer and nail and just pound away! Don't be afraid, its completely socially acceptable and its great to do in class!
I went into the bathroom at taco bell and gave the fat cashier a Pennsylvania Pincher.
Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!
Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!
Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!
Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!
by IFUCKEDURMOMWITHABOOBIE! November 13, 2010
The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.
Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.
by Pedro the substenancer November 29, 2010
Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!
by murmursho May 30, 2015