Viva Pinata

A drug in the form of digitalized happiness and cuteness, side effects include blindness, thanks to the fact that every single color is bright and cheerful, and staring at it for to long can do serious damage to your retinas but also cure depression.

Jeremy: I have depression and perfect eyesight...

Tina: You should try Viva Pinata!

Jeremy 2 weeks later: I have eternal happiness and joy, and singed retinas! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!

by Invisible_Bunny December 7, 2008

Ghetto Pinata

A term coined by Ben Adelman in his article '5 Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting that Actually Worked.' A Ghetto Pinata is a person on and in which you can find an excessive amount of drugs.

"Harry was a veritable ghetto pinata--just absolutely stuffed to bursting with his beloved crack cocaine." (Adelman, Ben)

by Megdoll August 3, 2010

Porcelain Pinata

When you take a crap and it is so long that it tips forward and hits the back of your sack.

"I just had a porcelain pinata experience"

by Wolverine3307 December 20, 2012

street pinata

A parking meter that is in the process of being beaten with a baseball bat or other blunt object, for the purpose of breaking it open and stealing the change inside.

Get my bat, I'm in the mood for a street pinata.

by DwarZZ November 17, 2005

human pinata

when a Mexican midget eats a lot of candy. Then he dances until he throws it up.

Yesterday at the club, I saw a human pinata.

by PapaALiu September 8, 2013

Grey Pinata

When you dump your load into a mature woman's mouth and then beat her with your penis, causing the load to explode out of her mouth like a pinata

I'd love to grey pinata your gilf of a grandmother!

by shelly your mom 69 May 21, 2021

organ pinata

the occurrence of going to Mexico for vacation or some other event, then being hung up by a rope, and beaten by small Mexican children in order to obtain your vital organs then sell them.

Dude, Johnny went to Mexico last week, and they made him into an organ pinata!

by Guy Fox April 23, 2011