Pillow Man

A dude who looks like they are made out of a pillow or multiple pillows; depending on weight, body fat percentage, etc. Like a scarecrow made of pillows but it's a human. Varying from a couch pillow under a t-shirt to multiple Tempurpedic pillows under XXL clothing.

Wow, I think Carl is lying to us about going hard on leg and arm day, and instead, goes all in on beer and chicken wings day—he looks like a Pillow Man.

by ZephyrusMU November 14, 2018

Pillow Man

A man with no arms or legs, or limbs of any kind, thus making him of pillow like form.

"my neck is killing me, it felt like i was sleeping on the fucking pillow man"

by Becci D January 17, 2008

Mount Pillowmanjaro

The act of towering all the pillows on your bed to erect a huge tower of which you can lean back on to watch movies in bed. This may mean swiping your mate's pillows from their side of the bed.

I hope your Mount Pillowmanjarow gives you a neck ache for stealing all the pillows from my side of the bed.

by Cheezy Grin May 27, 2009

pillowpants

The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.

I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!

by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006

PillowMan

A word describing and individual who is incredibly talented, notable, possibly even good looking, but the world refuses to recognize these attributes, thus being "slept on" like a giant man made out of pillows. Similar to a doormat but with even less recognition. Made semi-popular by American rapper "Hopsin" before he grew in his popularity.

"I can't get any girls man. I'm good looking, talented, and charismatic. All i've been is bullied my entire life with most of my talents going largely unrecognized and promises being unfulfilled. It hurts sitting back and watching my peers have it all while I possess the same or better qualities"

"You must be the Pillowman"

by Mr. Pillowman October 15, 2013

Pillowpant

A female with massive thighs and ass.

Ms. Pillowpants thought she could hide it with a dress.

by JohnJigidy June 23, 2022

pillowman

Victorian slang for a homosexual male.

"I believe this Sir John you're talking about is a pillowman!"
"Sir! Thou ought to watch thou mouth when talking about thy friends!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005