What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.
That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .
by Mr. Hee Hee September 8, 2020
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Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.
two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...
by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012
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Make it super simple to operate, these guys have PhDs. You know, "push here dummy."
by Soupersonic May 14, 2021
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of course i have phd! pimp and hoes degree :)
by andrewtape August 19, 2022
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Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!
by imbobross April 15, 2018
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