Peysen 

A crazy ass awesome f@#$ who attracts all the ladies and is the nicest person you will ever met, and AMAZING hugger, and a person you will constantly have sex dreams about.

"Man, i had a dream i screwed that guy after i hugged him!"
"No way! I didn't realize he was a peysen."

Peysen by Dreamnugget October 7, 2011

John Pesenti 

A Man, a myth, a legend...

The Legacy of John Pesenti will never end

John Pesenti by ManDarty December 27, 2011

Peyser

A curse word meaning fuck your kin and kith. Originates from Azerbaijan. Used in Azerbaijan, Azerbaijani communities in Turkey and Russia, and those tought by Azerbaijanis to use it. The direct translation to English is your nape, the area behind your neck. If you want to refer to someones nape you can't (or shouldn't) use peyser because it's too offensive and you might get beaten up, you use kantovka or kant. Don't ever use peyser when you're in Azerbaijan because it's too offensive and you will either a) get beaten up b) become peyser yourself after a discussion with the person you called peyser and his qaqas (boys) or c) both.

FCKR23 is a peyser because he can't use peyser in a sentence correctly.
Pepsi, kola, fanta ... attı kanta. Meaning: Pepsi, kola, fanta (name) threw to his nape.
Roshka became a peyser on video (on YouTube) after the discussion in Sumqayit.
His sister is a whore so he is peyser because of her.
He became peyser after a söhbət (discussion) in Kubinka.
There are no peysers from Vasmoy.
I made him peyser after beating him up because he called me a peyser.

Peyser by KUBINKANIN PALAJENYASINA BAXAN November 3, 2018

John Pesenti 

A God among men. It is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.

Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti

John Pesenti by trobbins September 15, 2011

Peasent Scum 

Any person in connection with either a) Pretending to have have money and not squeeching off the dole or b) being bogan scum. Scum should be totally avoided and killed where possible. They may attempt to get you pregnant at 15

You are peasent scum, I earn an 8-figure salary, obey me please!

Peasent Scum by PseudonymNoob November 26, 2013

Paysen 

Paysen is a kind and caring boy who enjoys adventure and loves a little action and is kinda onrey at times but he is so caring you better be happy you found him

Wow that boy is adventurous he must be a Paysen

Paysen by Suppersoftball50 June 16, 2017

Peasent

The completely wrong way to spell "peasant."

John texting: they are such console peasents. why do they think console is better than pc?

Lebron: It's peasant.

Peasent by Ya mans & ya boi, thicc nibba December 15, 2018