petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

petting the cat by dinki August 24, 2003

Petting the Cat

Masturbating

Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.

Petting the Cat by PolaJack May 24, 2011

petting both sides of the cat 

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.

-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."

petting both sides of the cat by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016

putting the cat in the bag 

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

putting the cat in the bag by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

Putting the chicken into the cat 

When a male is putting his chicken (penis) into a woman's cat (pussy). Essentially, it is a discrete yet humorous term for making love.

If there is a sock and a lock, he is putting the chicken into the cat.

Putting the chicken into the cat by Silentius September 27, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020