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Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018
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Peter's Coffin

The opposite of Occam's Razor, it applies to situations where the most convoluted, elaborate explanation is the most likely to be true.

It's named in honor of Peter Coffin, who got famous for creating an incredibly complex labyrinth of lies in order to pretend he had lost his virginity. When some inconsistencies in his story became apparent, some people suggested bizarre explanations as a joke, but later the most ludicrous ones turned out to be true.
"Okay, so either Peter finally got a girlfriend, or he has dedicated the last few years of his life to the elaboration of a complex network of deception that involves a real size sex doll, thousands of dollars worth of girl's clothes, including custom made cosplay, dozens of sockpuppet accounts interacting with each other, several blogs and twitter accounts that he writes himself regularly, photo manipulation, stop motion animation, hiring a Scottish woman to record voice samples, dressing in drag, finding girls that looked like the doll and secretly taking pictures of them, stealing a baby, acquiring hospital equipment to use as props, and forging official documents, and he did all this despite he was caught years ago doing something similar and got publicly humiliated for it. Now seriously, what do you think is more likely?"

"By application of Peter's Coffin, the second hypothesis is the most likely."

A few days later...

"Oh my god! I can't believe it was all true! Peter's Coffin was right again!"
by MastermindX January 29, 2015
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Peter's vision

ACTS 10:10-28.

A famous passage of the NEW TESTAMENT where Yahweh showed Peter that he should call no person common or unclean.
ACTS 10:28, Peter's vision showed Peter...

"...Yahweh has shown me that I should call no man common or unclean."
by Rabbi Goldman May 17, 2009
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Peter's Aviation Lounge

A new internet slang mainly used on Discord, YouTube and Reddit, to describe someone of an extreme popularity. The origin is based on a YouTuber called Peter's Aviation, who is very popular with millions of subscribers on his oldest channel. He is a great aviator, creating videos on aviation, airpanes and mostly gaming. As he is famously known as the ultimate airpane expert, people call him "airpane" instead of "airplane".

For the time being, Peter's Aviation has paused YouTube uploads and works as high staff in a famous Dank Memer based server on Discord, namely Pepe Planet with over 100,000 members and three great owners. He is one of the richest people on the bots Dank Memer, Myuu, Poketwo, Pwetzel and is friends with Carson, Harry Potter and many more.

Many people love talking with Peter's Aviation, and the fastest way is to chat with him in games: He often goes live on Twitch, playing GeoFS and Myuu. On both Myuu ranked ladders, he is at the top, ranking #1 in OU and Ubers, often said to be better than famous players like Aejmnnu, son1x, and others.
Example 1:
Carson: Hey, did you know Peter's Aviation Lounge is active on Discord this week?
YouTube Fan: Oooh really? I'd like to talk with him, I want to be as popular as him!

Example 2 (More oftenly used):
Another person: Wow, I didn't know being owner in this server would make me Peter's Aviation Lounge!
Mod: Yep, you're popular.
by iguessat January 6, 2022
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peter's trail

When you cum in between her tits and use it as lubricant.
"Dude she let me take a trip down Peter's Trail last night!"
by Nyquill_Assleak June 14, 2016
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Peter's mom

One who is the mother of someone named Peter. See also fuckable
Peter: "Youre ugly!"
Me: "Well yeah? Your mom!"
by Dusty's Mom April 14, 2004
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Peter's Mom

Peter Bantle's mom, by far the hottest mom in the history of the universe! I want to F*CK her up the @$$!
peter's mom is hot! I want to do her so bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by John Doe April 25, 2005
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