Pestilence

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.

Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....

by yumspoiledmilk April 4, 2022

Pestilence

When anyone is in a bad mood, or is just a straight up asshole all the time.

Carl: "Hey Fuck You Man!"
Kevin: "Bro, What The Hell, Quit Being Such Pestilence Right Now"

by Von Stroheim November 24, 2019

Pestilence

A bipolar obese man who terrorizes his family

"The two were getting out of the house in fear that they would be overcome by pestilence"

by Samuel Wesson September 12, 2021

The Pestilence Effect

When something looks overpowered and you fail to achieve the same power.

Me: Wow, that Pestilence hero is really OP. I'm picking that next game.
..Continues to feed and ruin the next game.

Me: I guess it was just The Pestilence Effect

by Ggslayerx September 13, 2023

pestilent

Someone or something that is very annoying, something you can't seem to get rid of.

Pestilent things could be a rat constantly chewing your wires or living in your basement, or a fat seal who won't get off the rock you like.

Damn that guy Omar keeps messaging me. He is so pestilent. Keeps asking me to zorbing with him but I really don't want to. What a pestilent prick.

by ratrarhettehtnrtnntntntn September 6, 2017