Pessy

abbreviated form of pessimistic, with a hint of the word "pissy"

Tomorrow night's gonna suck. I can already tell.

Wow, someone's a little pessy.

by eric1237 May 7, 2010

Pessy

A mix of passive- aggressive, petty, and messy.

Jessica is fighting with her boyfriend and she's taking her anger out on us. What a pessy bitch

by Hair_Flip January 26, 2018

Pessy

Another word for Penis.

Damn I'll suck the soul out his pessy.

by jessie134 June 3, 2017

Pessi

Pessi is internationally known to rig ballon dors be worse than Cristiano Ronaldo the greatest of all time and the only goals Pessi can score is penalty’s after getting carried by the rest of the team

Guy: Pessi is shit.
Other Guy: Yes Ronaldo is better siiuuuuu

by Pessi shit November 30, 2021

Pessi

Pessi is a little man from Argentina who statpads against smaller teams by scoring pens.

Did you see that pessi penalty he is so bad

by Penaldo lover November 24, 2021

Pessi

Pessi is the name synonymous for a certain dwarf, beard swelling, biggest piece of Argentina trailer park trash. He is also the biggest fraud in international football known for ghosting in big matches and statpadding against mickey mouse teams. Thats why he is also known as Eibarman. Recently La Liga lost the biggest statpadding piece of monkey crap to another team in the farmers league pissgi.

Hey girl be my Eibar and I will be your Pessi to statpad you.

by Jerry Shelby February 14, 2022

Pessi

Bolivianel Statpandres Pessi Coochietapini is an Urban Legend from Rosario, Argentina. Who Plays for Piss Shit Germain and Likes to Win Mickey Mouse Cups Like the Copa America. He is Known for Stat Padding against Weaker teams like RC Lens,St.Etienne or RC Strasbourg or Bolivia and Eibar and then Disappears during the UCL or against Stronger teams. and usually scores tap-ins and unskillful goals . He Has Stolen Seven Ballon'dors from Great Players like Robert Lewandowski, Cristiano Ronaldo. He has lost the Ball more than 130 Times in 8 Games In the Ligue 1 Farm and Has Gotten Humiliated By 69 OVR Farmers League Players Who Probably Work as Cow Milkers in the Off season.

Notable Works:
Bottling in the UEFA Champions League Round-Of-16.

- Stealing 2 Ballon'dors From His Idol Cristiano Ronaldo.
- Leaving Brokelona For Piss Shit Germain So That he Can Statpad Against 19 Other Eibars (Except Lille)
- Missing Penalties

Oh look dad, Pessi Got Smoked By that Coal Miner from Angers!

by Peeonel Statpandres Pessi June 26, 2022