perve cop Share definition Flag A police officer who poses as a young person (usually female) on the internet to entrap pervs looking to hook up. "How'd I know the 13 YO was a perve cop? They busted me for just wanting to be her friend." perve cop by Old Bogus April 10, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the perve cop mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch