drunk and high at the same time
I was tryin to get perved last nite
by Lizzie Marie September 1, 2003
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The word "PERV.." pronounced PURRR..VEB

is a Quick Way to Say PERVERT.

As In, "Get Your Hands Out of Your Pants, You PERV."
"Hey, look at Reiner over there jacking off in the bushes, while he is looking at all the kids on the playground. What a PERV!!!"
by Simple Clara November 14, 2013
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1. a person who displays behavior suggesting a sexual obsession

2. a person with unconventional sexual tastes

3. to stare at in a lewd manner
Go away you perv
by The Return of Light Joker February 14, 2009
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The word "PERV.." pronounced PURRR..VEB

is a Quick Way to Say PERVERT.

As In, "Get Your Hands Out of Your Pants, You PERV."
"Hey, look at Reiner over there jacking off in the bushes, while he is looking at all the kids on the playground. What a PERV!!!"
by That is All Folks November 6, 2013
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What females call men that are giving them unwanted attention.
average joe or worse: hi
female: eww, get away from me perv

male model: hi
female: want my phone number?

rich ugly guy: hi
female: let's get married
by god July 27, 2010
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(n) (1) Someone perceived by the speaker as being sexually obsessed or promiscuous (rarely a true pervert)
(2) A retort one uses when they think the other person is being twisted in some fashion
(1) Your little brother asked me if my breasts were real. He's such a perv.

(2)
Female: You're kind of cute.
Guy: Y'think so? Ya wanna feel my "cute?"
Female: PERV !
by Bill Peters November 11, 2006
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Short for pervert, but not typically used in as serious a fashion. Usually used to refer to someone who currently has sexual intentions- for example, someone who is flirting with someone else. May also be used in verb form, to perv on (someone), see below.
Mark thinks that girl in the white shorts is totally bangin', I wouldn't be surprised if he pervs on her. What a perv.
by whitters23 September 21, 2009
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