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persian rug

When Venus stopped shaving in the middle of our relationship, she started growing a classic Tehrani persian rug.
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Persian Rug

To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair.
Tom's Chest was hairy after sex because Jack gave him a Persian Rug
Persian Rug by nidoking October 16, 2014

Persian rug

A man of usually Persian descent who has excessive body hair, especially on the back, almost imitative of a Persian rug. Also known as a "magic carpet" and less commonly called an "Iranian rug."
That Persian rug is better left with a shirt on his back.
Persian rug by pr. December 13, 2007

Persian Rug

The copious amount of body hair found on the chest and/or back of an Iranian man.
Did you SEE the hair on that Iranian guy at the pool the other day?

Yeah, talk about a Persian Rug.
Persian Rug by Fuhsaz May 24, 2015

persian rug

something white PTA moms use to make their suburban home look more “ethnic”
“wow! look at this new persian rug I just bought colby! doesn’t it make it look more... vibrant?!”
persian rug by craZyneons February 13, 2019

persian rug

cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.
we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care
persian rug by Krkič November 28, 2019

Persian rug doctor 

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.
How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?
Persian rug doctor by theben86 December 3, 2014
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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