Permanent Marker 

A "cocktail" drink that consists of Jagermeister, Vodka, Tequila and Gin

Do you want to drink a Permanent Marker
No way dude they're fucked

Permanent Marker by Poppy Johns February 14, 2021

permanent marker you in 

verb.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.

matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!

permanent marker you in by always your favorite! April 3, 2010

permanent marker hair 

A head that has been shaved off and written on with permanent marker.

My hair is being such a bitch that i'm guna permanent marker hairerize it! WOOHOOW IM SUCH A GENIUS!! permanent marker hair ROCKS MY GYM SOCKS!!!

permanent marker hair by afro girl (aka alex) May 14, 2006

spermanent markers 

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

spermanent markers by QuacksO March 10, 2021