Pepperenis

When the pepperoni on a pizza forms a penis. It becomes a PEPPERENIS

She makes the best pepperenis pizza ever!

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cock of pepperoni

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni

Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

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An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

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A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.

Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.

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Practically meaning the loss of something with lesser or no value.

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The action of flicking a female’s nipple until they become erect and the proceeding to insert the nipple into the tip of an erect male penis

Dude last night we pepperoni hotdoged with both boobies.

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The most high quality and respectful way to mourn a persons death.

Janet: "When the sun sets, and in the morning, we will remember them. rip in pepperinos.

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