Peniseptic
After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk
Peniseptic by D Flawless January 11, 2021
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pepileptic
pepileptic by Slight Return December 15, 2008
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Penkleptic
Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.
Penkleptic by DrE*vil February 12, 2012
Penisticles
I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.
Penisticles by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015
Peniseption
A male having sex with a female transgender, since her vagina was once a penis. A penis within a penis.
Peniseption by Jundicat June 6, 2015
penistic winker
its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.
penistic winker by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009
pepileptic
A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.
Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.
pepileptic by Lil Angel May 17, 2006
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