penis ear

Person who wears a phallic bluetooth earpiece as a fashion statement, even while not driving or talking on the phone.

"You look so fabulous with that Lieutenant Uhuru earpiece!", he said to the punk with the penis ear.

by Barkcash May 31, 2006

Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.

Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

Ear penis

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

by Mrinfectedtesticles March 05, 2020

ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

by dewexdewex August 29, 2008