pee timid

when someone is pee shy and only can pee at home

“Mom, can you pick me up from school? I have to pee.”
“No, just wiz at school. Quit being pee timid!”

by turdmuffin8 May 1, 2024

timing your pee

A competition that you have with your friend when you're trying to drink the appropriate amount of water everyday. At first your body isn't used to the amount of water you're taking in so you constantly pee, and eventually it evolves into who can pee for the longest. It's possible that the rest of your friends will try to pee for as long as you but they are doing it for the wrong reasons and therefore can't pee for nearly as long. The record stands at 1:03.98 seconds but stands to be broken in the next few days. It will be an ongoing competition until our bodies finally get used to this much water intake per day. It is undetermined exactly how long that is.

Timing your pee.

by The Jets are gonna win January 23, 2011